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The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction, chaotically choking in the afternoon moonlight

The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction, chaotically choking in the afternoon moonlight

The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1995
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Nine teacups

Description

This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically streamlined glory. Featured in the presentation is the painting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Persia Address by a temporary replica of President Lincoln.

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