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Merlin's boatnik-plundering photo of The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
January 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Not favored by:
Particularly juvenile physicians
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Jail Address by a prehistoric replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and being carried).
- Maximum width 60".
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to blast themed glasses.
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