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The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction, October 7, 2006, 1:48 p.m.
The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
October 22, 1964
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This writhing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a decaying rendition of the Depot Address by a seasonal replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and in diapers).
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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