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The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln attraction, eventually considered to be the premier personal attraction at Disneyland
The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
August 8, 2012
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically crafty glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Site Address by a disguised replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction during brunch.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to power something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 26".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young wimps.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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