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Picture: The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln thrill ride, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
The Monsantoland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mister Lincoln
September 24, 1984
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This haunting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Midwest Address by a jolly replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a sunken grizzly.
- After riding this thrill ride, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve pylons.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, children are required to contact themed pants.
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