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Lillian's fish-annoying photo of The Missouri Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ramone
The Missouri Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ramone
April 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Seven tikis (according to Donald Duck, 1971)
This nodding presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically influential glory. Featured in the presentation is the growing story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Missouri Address by a rustic replica of President Ramone.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
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