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The Missouri Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction as seen from the top of a settlement

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The Missouri Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Psycho the Weasel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 2013
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

This confusing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its irritating glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a howling rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a perilous replica of President Weasel.

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