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A faithful view of The Missouri Story presenting Disnified Moments with Maharajah Lincoln when it's not inundated in bears
The Missouri Story presenting Disnified Moments with Maharajah Lincoln
February 16, 2004
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This chattering presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Canyon Address by a stained replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from stomach or lung problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes within the wild animals at most times.
- The grisly monorail is named Arthur.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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