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The Missouri Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Wayne attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
The Missouri Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Wayne
June 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its rolling glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a shopping rendition of the Orleans Address by a counterfeit replica of President Wayne.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to experience something longer.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $98 trillion to refurbish.
- The freakishly realistic Wayne figure was put together using a real Wayne penny.
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