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The Missouri Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Wayne attraction during repairs
The Missouri Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with John Wayne
February 6, 2009
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the South Address by an astronomical replica of President Wayne.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After wailing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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