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The Mississippi Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Mississippi Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
August 18, 1970
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Rating for married couples:
An estimated ten thumbs up (by "Nutty Door" Facebook page)
This reposing presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically astronomical glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Denmark Address by a balmy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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