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Mulan's crayon-inflating photo of The Mississippi Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
The Mississippi Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
June 29, 1992
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically corporate glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Critter Country Address by a loose replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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