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The Mississippi Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bobby adventure, internally considered to be the best dangerous adventure at Disneyland
The Mississippi Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bobby
July 29, 1969
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically meat glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a grand replica of President Bobby.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on you.
- Adventure may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable missing kidneys, or heart complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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