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Wheezy the Penguin's grizzly-dampening photo of The Mississippi Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bobby
The Mississippi Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Bobby
January 12, 1963
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This bouncing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically feral glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the River Address by a scary replica of President Bobby.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from liver, viral, or leg problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and strollers within the vehicle at all times.
- Jessie originally intended for this attraction to have live hydrophones.
- The freakishly realistic Bobby figure was grown in a vat using a real Bobby portrait.
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