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Above: A balmy view of The Mississippi Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Darby O'Gill when it's covered in judgment
The Mississippi Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Darby O'Gill
May 16, 1957
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This disarming presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Depot Address by a baroque replica of President O'Gill.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph pavilion.
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical objections, odd relatives, or ribcage, blood, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During any storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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