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At right: An undersea view of The Mississippi Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Darby O'Gill when it's not hidden in tarps
The Mississippi Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Darby O'Gill
September 25, 2012
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Exotic War in all its historically visual glory. Featured in the presentation is the moving story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a soft replica of President O'Gill.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something that doesn't involve biscuits.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The middle car on this attraction is named for Lobo's nut.
- The lifelike O'Gill figure was grown in a vat using a real O'Gill DNA sample.
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