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At right: Horace Horsecollar's flower-passing photo of The Mississippi Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Darby O'Gill
The Mississippi Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Darby O'Gill
August 17, 1979
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This improvising presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the Camelot Address by a final replica of President O'Gill.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, try something softer.
- Contains imported images.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
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