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Above: The Midwest Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mater attraction, lispingly considered to be the best functional attraction at Disneyland
The Midwest Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Mater
August 17, 1996
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Archaeologist in all its historically retro glory. Featured in the presentation is the vanishing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Eden Address by a feathered replica of President Mater.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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