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Image: The Midwest Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
The Midwest Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln
July 18, 1984
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its paddling glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Paddlewheels." The climax comes with a fermenting rendition of the Plantation Address by a broken replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or ankle or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to obtain safety belts.
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