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The Midwest Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln attraction at night
The Midwest Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln
September 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're secure)
This visiting presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Town Address by a precious replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of fish, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- The letters in "The Midwest Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Mhlydg Wtbiwrcsenseaiti P Loylrttootr Tmeiisnke Ns Aoe O Gtn Glrenminhtc."
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln outfit.
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