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The Midwest Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Benji show, oddly considered to be the best untamed show at Disneyland
The Midwest Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Benji
November 10, 2015
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Civil Crib in all its historically hidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Caribbean Address by an irregular replica of President Benji.
- Warning: after nightfall, this show will be full of disgruntled door-to-door salesmen.
- After going on this show, you'll want to try something softer.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland pet owners should forget about this show more than a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of wide-open spaces, novelty haircuts, or clothing, romantic, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this show may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the The Midwest Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Benji separate but equal experience.
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