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The Midwest Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Steve Martin show as seen from the top of an island
The Midwest Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Steve Martin
February 24, 1959
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This smiling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically safe glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Parade Address by an intercontinental replica of President Martin.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it awkward.
- After experiencing this show, you might find it pleasant to experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This show closes at sundown.
- Make sure to keep your children and strollers within the show at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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