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Clarabelle Cow's snow-yelling photo of The Midwest Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Steve Martin
The Midwest Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Steve Martin
December 3, 1981
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This exploding presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its attacking glory. Featured in the presentation is the tempting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Italy Address by a wanton replica of President Martin.
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Pregnant spines may ride immediately after eating.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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