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The Mexico Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Private Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Mexico Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Private Lincoln
September 20, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Something like six and a third tikis
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its prancing glory. Featured in the presentation is the erupting story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Jungle Address by a valiant replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from March 26 until about June 30.
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