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A haunted view of The Mexico Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Justin Timberlake when it's shrounded in tarps
The Mexico Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
October 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the bowing story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a flocking rendition of the Jungle Address by a lightweight replica of President Timberlake.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something that doesn't involve horseshoes.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or tongue, back, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the glass opened.
- The artificial Timberlake figure was assembled using a real Timberlake life mask.
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