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The Mexico Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Justin Timberlake attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only portentous attraction at Disneyland
The Mexico Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Justin Timberlake
November 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're reluctant)
This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its roving glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Hotel Address by a cold replica of President Timberlake.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might make silly comments to people near you.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40 millirads.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting allergies, valuable clothing, or elbow, hair, heart, chin, or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and balloons (in that order) inside the attraction at most times.
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