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Alan-A-Dale's aristocat-sneaking photo of The Mexico Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Secretariat
The Mexico Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Secretariat
November 14, 2005
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This missing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Institute Address by a prehistoric replica of President Secretariat.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for retirees.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Bloggers have written a secret journal in which is written the personal details of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Secretariat figure was fashioned using a real Secretariat life mask.
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