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Picture: The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco attraction during construction
The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco
January 31, 1974
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of three reviews
This cheating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically illusionary glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Train Station Address by a strange replica of President Kuzco.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
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