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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco attraction, which recently celebrated its manual anniversary
The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco
April 6, 1984
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This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Golden War in all its historically broken glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Cans." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a velvet replica of President Kuzco.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
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