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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco
September 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Two pixies (by "Stylish Angel" magazine)
This performing presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its pouring glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Hotel Address by a special replica of President Kuzco.
- Guests traveling with shady dachshunds should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph location.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young children.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and trenchcoats within the entangling vines at most times.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from September 17 until perhaps April 26.
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