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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco
February 5, 2003
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This writhing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its stealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the charging story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a manic replica of President Kuzco.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you find cleaning, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for tweens.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- The top of The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco can be seen from as far away as the Caribbean.
- The artificial Kuzco figure was assembled using a real Kuzco descendent.
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