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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco ride during a moment of contemplation
The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco
February 24, 1977
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Edison Square Address by an icy replica of President Kuzco.
- If you are sensitive to crowds, then you were practically made for this ride.
- Before waiting for this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this ride may smell funny.
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