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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco attraction during construction

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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1974
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: In the neighborhood of three reviews

Description

This cheating presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically illusionary glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bathing rendition of the Train Station Address by a strange replica of President Kuzco.

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