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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco ride during a moment of contemplation

The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco ride during a moment of contemplation

The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: February 24, 1977
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes

Description

This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically perilous glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a lifting rendition of the Edison Square Address by an icy replica of President Kuzco.

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