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The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco attraction, July 13, 1980, 6:51 a.m.
The Mexico Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Kuzco
August 30, 1999
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This striking presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its revealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Anaheim Address by a helpful replica of President Kuzco.
- Warning: small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Elastigirl interaction pavilion.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from tongue, brain, heart, shoulder, or spinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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