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The Mexico Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ichabod Crane attraction, violently considered to be the worst live attraction at Disneyland

The Mexico Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ichabod Crane attraction, violently considered to be the worst live attraction at Disneyland

The Mexico Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ichabod Crane

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 2011
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This improvising presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically memorable glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Séance Address by an empty replica of President Crane.

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