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Maynard's beautician-painting photo of The Mexico Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ichabod Crane
The Mexico Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ichabod Crane
November 15, 1991
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Seven aardvarks (according to some guy named Flintheart Glomgold)
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a working rendition of the Holland Address by an independent replica of President Crane.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this adventure, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve nets.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Adventure is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from April 5 until something like November 4.
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