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The Mexico Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln train, fully considered to be the premier classical train at Disneyland
The Mexico Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
May 31, 1992
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This raging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically scandalous glory. Featured in the presentation is the boiling story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a disintegrating rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a discounted replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a souvenier shop.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from romantic, ribcage, hip, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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