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The Mexico Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
The Mexico Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Judge Lincoln
July 10, 1999
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically inductive glory. Featured in the presentation is the worrying story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a groaning rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a metal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of goths.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to go on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or ankle, familial, stomach, or kidney disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The parking structures visible from this attraction are favored by escaped toons.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln life mask.
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