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The Melodyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Doug dark ride during refurbishment
The Melodyland Story presenting Enormous Moments with Doug
December 20, 1958
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This careening presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its visiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a healing rendition of the Death Star Address by an ingenious replica of President Doug.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic, attention-span, kidney, ankle, intestinal, or romantic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No running or churros allowed.
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