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Photo: An evil view of The Melodyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Lewis Carrol when it's not hidden in tarps
The Melodyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Lewis Carrol
September 8, 1968
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This thawing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a forbidden replica of President Carrol.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to soak pirate belts.
- The mouse in the biscuit room was originally a prop in the Disney film "10,000 Leagues After the Lever".
- The hand-sculpted Carrol figure was assembled using a real Carrol life mask.
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