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A creepy view of The Melodyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln when it's not covered in children
The Melodyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln
March 14, 2011
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This vanishing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battery in all its whistling glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Wilderness Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Before enjoying this attraction, try something more demanding.
- Minimum height 37".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 15 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness or chin, ribcage, kidney, elbow, or back complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers (in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from another attraction.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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