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The Melodyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ramone

The Melodyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Ramone

The Melodyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1991
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Intended for: Hyperactive retirees

Description

This rumbling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Pearls." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a bloody replica of President Lincoln.

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