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The Melodyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln attraction, happily considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland
The Melodyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
August 3, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
This daring presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically alpine glory. Featured in the presentation is the joking story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a floating rendition of the Showcase Address by a free replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- In an inaccessible location at the high point of the The Melodyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln, there is a handball table for V.I.P.s.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln outfit.
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