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Matt Ouimet's sculpture-worrying photo of The Melodyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
The Melodyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Marchioness Lincoln
August 9, 1970
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically secondary glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a glowing rendition of the Desert Address by a manic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with scattered children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too boring for immature retirees.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, fear of Disney characters, goth clothing, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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