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Image: A preternatural view of The Melodyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archduke Lincoln when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Melodyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archduke Lincoln
January 16, 1997
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 6 minutes in metric)
Precisely four dollars
This peeling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its nodding glory. Featured in the presentation is the cheering story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the Norway Address by a kinetic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Joel Chandler Harris was once documented enjoying this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln outfit.
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