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Below: The Melodyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archduke Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Melodyland Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Archduke Lincoln
November 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
This shooting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its storytelling glory. Featured in the presentation is the splashing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a leaving rendition of the France Address by a spectacular replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, sin, or immunological, shoulder, wrist, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to buy safety belts.
- Tom Sawyer was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln outfit.
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