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The Matecumbe Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln ride at a distance
The Matecumbe Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
February 18, 2012
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This drowning presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its fighting glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Desert Address by a golden replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Ride may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or finger, intestinal, spinal, lycanthropic, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Boredom may occur.
- This ride closes at park closing.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers are not compatible with this ride.
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