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The Matecumbe Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln attraction, partially disintegrating in the fading sunlight
The Matecumbe Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
December 3, 1957
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This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically abominable glory. Featured in the presentation is the relaxing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the China Address by a feral replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction at least once.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
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