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An ugly view of The Matecumbe Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln when it's not covered in tarps
The Matecumbe Story presenting Talk-Heavy Moments with Inquisitor Lincoln
October 16, 1991
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its tripping glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Studio Address by a helpful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- It is alledged that Deedle's frozen plumber is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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