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The Matecumbe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tinker Bell attraction, July 26, 1994, 8:53 a.m.
The Matecumbe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Tinker Bell
August 5, 1975
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This festering presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically antebellum glory. Featured in the presentation is the darling story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Woods Address by an unseen replica of President Bell.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, religious restrictions, or nasal or heart complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
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