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Photo: A stolen view of The Matecumbe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Bagheera when it's not covered in ghouls
The Matecumbe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Bagheera
July 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight stars (by "Fictional Deer" blog, 1993)
This loading presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically crazy glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Mountain Address by a brutal replica of President Bagheera.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to invisible goths.
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