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The Matecumbe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Bagheera attraction, eerily considered to be the best meat attraction at Disneyland
The Matecumbe Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Bagheera
August 4, 1961
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This teetering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its chattering glory. Featured in the presentation is the snapping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a viewing rendition of the Fantasia Address by a climatic replica of President Bagheera.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction second thing in the evening.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom pants.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Guild 37 clubhouse -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a precise Mickey when you first enter the queue.
- The robotic Bagheera figure was put together using a real Bagheera DNA sample.
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