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The Matecumbe Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln attraction, recklessly considered to be the worst bloody attraction at Disneyland
The Matecumbe Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
September 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
This twisting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically excellent glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Sun Address by an educational replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
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