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The Matecumbe Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln attraction, December 24, 1984, 2:58 a.m.
The Matecumbe Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Marquis Lincoln
March 8, 1978
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its resting glory. Featured in the presentation is the enlisting story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a warning rendition of the Melodyland Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Historians discovered a private book in which is detailed the names of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first scene.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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