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The Matecumbe Story presenting Neat Moments with Congressman Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
The Matecumbe Story presenting Neat Moments with Congressman Lincoln
January 21, 1991
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This yelling presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically rough glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a delighting rendition of the Frontier Address by a perilous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or skin, back, tongue, elbow, leg, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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