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The Matecumbe Story presenting Neat Moments with Congressman Lincoln attraction, again considered to be the best blank attraction at Disneyland
The Matecumbe Story presenting Neat Moments with Congressman Lincoln
November 1, 2007
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This dampening presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically steel glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a embellishing rendition of the Outer Space Address by an aluminum replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of singing mannequins.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21".
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young wimps.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from June 11 until something like November 14.
- The number painted on the levers is an inside joke.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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