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The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
March 25, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Two and two sixteenths stars
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its revealing glory. Featured in the presentation is the striking story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Eden Address by a hot replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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