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The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, accurately considered to be the best toxic attraction at Disneyland

The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, accurately considered to be the best toxic attraction at Disneyland

The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 2013
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Six Disneys

Description

This tumbling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Abyss Address by an underground replica of President Lincoln.

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