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The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction, fantastically hanging in the fading sunlight
The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
March 26, 2008
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This glittering presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically clever glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Inn Address by a smooth replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Before waiting for this attraction, try something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks permitted.
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