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Photo: Horace Horsecollar's nose-retiring photo of The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
The Matecumbe Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
August 4, 1964
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This waving presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its avenging glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Melodyland Address by an innovative replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- After riding this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
- Special effects may be too intense for consumers.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to obtain precision harnesses.
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