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Above: The Matecumbe Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln attraction, February 10, 1968, 3:86 a.m.
The Matecumbe Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
November 16, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This revealing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a cleaning rendition of the Narnia Address by a feathered replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- On its third year before closing permanently, the The Matecumbe Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln eventually was borded up.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second scene.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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