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The Matecumbe Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln attraction, rapidly considered to be the only crazy attraction at Disneyland
The Matecumbe Story presenting Kinda Great Moments with Tsarina Lincoln
April 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This sleeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Backstage Address by a lightweight replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 11 years old to ride in back.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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