Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction at midday
The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln
January 8, 1970
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This soaring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Frontierland Address by a goofy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or blood, attention-span, or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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