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The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction at a distance

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The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 17, 1974
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Women

Description

This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Suits." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Florida Address by a local replica of President Lincoln.

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