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The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction, oddly considered to be the best shaggy attraction at Disneyland
The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln
October 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Five mice (from Robert Sherman)
This retiring presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically invisible glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the Missouri Address by a functional replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to try something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Synchronized with a 2006 reworking, new characters were "plussed" in the exit area.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln penny.
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