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The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction at midday

Above: The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln attraction at midday

The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1970
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Three smiles

Description

This soaring presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the Frontierland Address by a goofy replica of President Lincoln.

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