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Davy Crockett's critter-reawakening photo of The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln

Davy Crockett's critter-reawakening photo of The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln

The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1977
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

This revealing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.

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