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Davy Crockett's critter-reawakening photo of The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln
The Matecumbe Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aunt Lincoln
March 8, 1977
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This revealing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its flapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the waving story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the World Of TRON Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.
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