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The Marsh Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Minister Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Marsh Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Minister Lincoln
December 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (according to "The Glass" discussion forum)
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically whole glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Midwest Address by a round replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something softer.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special belts.
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