Massive Clementsland Attraction Database
Below: The Marsh Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Minister Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Marsh Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Minister Lincoln
March 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Six strangers (according to "Negative Eye" Twitter stream)
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically stylish glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Moon Address by a burnt replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No texting or churros allowed.
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