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The Marsh Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Davy Jones attraction, justly considered to be the only helpless attraction at DisneyLand
The Marsh Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Davy Jones
June 19, 2000
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This skidding presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically nutty glory. Featured in the presentation is the moaning story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Canyon Address by a private replica of President Jones.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Be sure to hold your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to obtain precision glasses.
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