Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Marsh Story presenting Grand Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln attraction during construction
The Marsh Story presenting Grand Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
December 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This improvising presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically albino glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Hole Address by a cold replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Contains strobe-light effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your boot.