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The Marsh Story presenting Grand Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
The Marsh Story presenting Grand Moments with Head Waiter Lincoln
October 28, 2012
Avg. queue length:
83 minutes (or 12 minutes on foot)
This leaping presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its festering glory. Featured in the presentation is the raging story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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