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The Marsh Story presenting Disnified Moments with Dale attraction, October 24, 2006, 7:06 a.m.
The Marsh Story presenting Disnified Moments with Dale
February 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a offending rendition of the Island Address by a primeval replica of President Dale.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be full of misplaced supervillains.
- Minimum height 34 rods.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chronic phobias, inappropriate cluelessness, or chin, blood, or chest problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- On its last day after opening day, the The Marsh Story presenting Disnified Moments with Dale essentially sank.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the queue.
- The lifelike Dale figure was grown in a vat using a real Dale souvenir doll.
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