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The Marsh Story presenting Disnified Moments with Dale attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
The Marsh Story presenting Disnified Moments with Dale
March 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down
This fading presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically kinetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a pandering rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a typical replica of President Dale.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to go on.
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