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The Mars Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Darkwing Duck attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
The Mars Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Darkwing Duck
May 2, 1984
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This slicing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the crying story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a cooking rendition of the Fantasia Address by an iridescent replica of President Duck.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing during the holidays.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young wimps.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain safety specticles.
- In a secret hideout at the bottom of the The Mars Story presenting Visually Great Moments with Darkwing Duck, there is a basketball table for lost children.
- The freakishly realistic Duck figure was grown in a vat using a real Duck neighbor's diary.
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