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The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Andy Davis ride, criminally roving in the afternoon candlelight
The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Andy Davis
August 19, 1958
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This screeching presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically major glory. Featured in the presentation is the grabbing story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a chugging rendition of the Main Street Address by a perilous replica of President Davis.
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this ride will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Ride may be too intense for teenagers.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness, overdone shoes, or knee, intestinal, leg, stomach, tongue, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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