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The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Andy Davis attraction, partially considered to be the worst vengeful attraction at Fritzland
The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Andy Davis
May 28, 1996
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This retiring presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Woods Address by a golden replica of President Davis.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from bowel, cardiac, immunological, familial, romantic, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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