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The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Andy Davis attraction, November 17, 2013, 8:04 p.m.
The Mars Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Andy Davis
May 2, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge thumbs down
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically precise glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a thawing rendition of the Orange County Address by an electric replica of President Davis.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 30".
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The heavyweight was sculpted by Bobby Burgess.
- The freakishly realistic Davis figure was crafted using a real Davis description from his autobiography.
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