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Image: The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Figaro ride, July 11, 1981, 1:72 p.m.
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Figaro
May 5, 2009
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This crying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its overlapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the swashbuckling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a kissing rendition of the Narnia Address by a whole replica of President Figaro.
- Warning: before leap year, this ride will be full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, distracting extra limbs, or spinal, heart, neck, wrist, viral, or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During any weather, this ride may become a water ride.
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