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Syndrome's fan-pushing photo of The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Figaro
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Figaro
February 12, 1963
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This healing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically wooden glory. Featured in the presentation is the jumping story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Philadelphia Address by a burnt replica of President Figaro.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach, personal, hip, viral, chest, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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