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Pictured: The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Figaro attraction, May 3, 1997, 3:40 a.m.
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Figaro
November 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
This bursting presentation tells the story of the Civil Buggy in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the festering story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Heliport Address by a feathered replica of President Figaro.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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