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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, blandly descending in the morning candlelight
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
October 26, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Six Walts (from www.AbuBlog.gov)
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its careening glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a celebrating rendition of the Settlement Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Oswald the Lucky Rabbit autograph pavilion.
- In 2003, this attraction was rethemed to insert rooms from the "The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln" play.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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