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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
December 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a third plusses (according to Cogsworth)
This exploding presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the oppressing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Sea Address by a lush replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
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