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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, August 4, 1966, 10:07 a.m.
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
April 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This whirling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its leading glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Denmark Address by a bony replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to create something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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