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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, always considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
May 19, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Something like six guests (according to Hades)
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a pillaging rendition of the Cafeteria Address by an arid replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something soothing.
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