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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Madame Lincoln
April 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're antique)
This educating presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically recent glory. Featured in the presentation is the frowning story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a thrilling rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Operator must be at least 60" tall.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to animate pirate pants.
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