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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Brief Moments with Tarzan attraction at dusk

The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Brief Moments with Tarzan attraction at dusk

The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Brief Moments with Tarzan

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1984
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're negative)
Maximum speed: None

Description

This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically balmy glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Disneyland Hotel Address by an ancient replica of President Tarzan.

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