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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Brief Moments with Tarzan attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Brief Moments with Tarzan
August 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 35 minutes by boat)
This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its boring glory. Featured in the presentation is the demolishing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Plantation Address by a sunburned replica of President Tarzan.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
- The letters in "The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Brief Moments with Tarzan" can be scrambled to spell "Emmorlsehiyoarre Nmgmetswefpsitish Azne I Ttituair Nr Tn Osncebr."
- The robotic Tarzan figure was fashioned using a real Tarzan souvenir doll.
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