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Tonka's dog-seething photo of The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
October 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This changing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its creaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the stretching story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Heliport Address by a technological replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you find clapping, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 36 years old to ride with a baby.
- Boredom may occur.
- No running or snacks allowed.
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