Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction during construction
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
November 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three plusses
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically explosive glory. Featured in the presentation is the traveling story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Wilderness Address by a discounted replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are able to get stuck on this attraction half a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, stomach, clothing, knee, or wrist complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.