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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln dark ride, presently considered to be the worst orange dark ride at Disneyland

The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln dark ride, presently considered to be the worst orange dark ride at Disneyland

The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 17, 1962
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Rating: Four thumbs up

Description

This screaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Grand Californian Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.

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