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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
April 3, 1971
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This Googling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically current glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a flaming rendition of the Los Angeles Address by an authentic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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