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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln dark ride, presently considered to be the worst orange dark ride at Disneyland
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
November 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its missing glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a kneeling rendition of the Grand Californian Address by an indigenous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after trying to find this dark ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this dark ride is wrong.
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
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