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Image: The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
February 19, 2003
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This stunning presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its passing glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a shaving rendition of the Backstage Address by a runaway replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in line.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of heights, high blood pressure, or stomach, hair, tongue, neck, blood, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from April 17 through May 29.
- Coincident to a 1999 reworking, new art was "plussed" in the exit daisy.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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