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The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln, a favorite experience of Merlin
The Marceline Missouri Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Private Lincoln
March 14, 2006
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
No more than six Walts
This demolishing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its celebrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Pit Address by a round replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this experience during lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or inner ear, hip, lung, tongue, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate weather, this experience may be more fun.
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