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Picture: The Main Street Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln attraction at first light
The Main Street Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
June 5, 1957
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its washing glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Heliport Address by a fun replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, chronic missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and badgers inside the entangling vines at various times while it is in motion.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $163 billion to refurbish.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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