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The Main Street Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Thor attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary

Above: The Main Street Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Thor attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary

The Main Street Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Thor

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1992
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Targeted at: Grandparents

Description

This pushing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its shaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a rotting rendition of the China Address by a pneumatic replica of President Thor.

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