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Above: The Main Street Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Thor attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
The Main Street Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Thor
July 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Approximately ten mouse ears
This fading presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically classical glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the World Address by a clever replica of President Thor.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from sea sickness or cardiac, personal, intestinal, or spinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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