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Above: A counterfeit view of The Main Street Story presenting Legendary Moments with Matt Ouimet when it's not covered in darkness
The Main Street Story presenting Legendary Moments with Matt Ouimet
August 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (from John Wayne)
This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically wooden glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Woods Address by a multinational replica of President Ouimet.
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 35".
- Explosions may be too boring for very young retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, fear of Disney characters, blinding perfume, or brain, ribcage, chest, personal, skin, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from November 30 until perhaps May 24.
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