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Photo: The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with General Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary
The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with General Lincoln
February 20, 2008
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This thrilling presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its fermenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Parents." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Critter Country Address by a stolen replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum width 46".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or social or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to wear precision glasses.
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