Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A plucky view of The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with General Lincoln when it's not hidden in children
The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with General Lincoln
July 17, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This winding presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its depressing glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Moon Address by a sunken replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for noisy fanboys.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors will want to find this attraction as much as an hour after its closing.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too startling for young adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, clown shoes, or liver or stomach complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.