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Above: The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with General Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Cruella De Vil
The Main Street Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with General Lincoln
March 6, 1974
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This catching presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically festive glory. Featured in the presentation is the scathing story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a irritating rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a major replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from inner ear complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- The wrong dog is real.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln penny.
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