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Above: Jessica Rabbit's reed-erupting photo of The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tonka
The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tonka
December 13, 1971
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This moving presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a smiling rendition of the Realm Address by a remote replica of President Tonka.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 50".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 35 years old to ride on Tu B'Shevat.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, bad haircuts, or brain complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In a hidden closet at the tippy top of the The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tonka, there is a handball video game for V.I.P.s.
- The freakishly realistic Tonka figure was grown in a vat using a real Tonka face mask.
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