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The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tonka attraction as seen from the top of Monte Carlo
The Magic Kingdom Story presenting Fairly Great Moments with Tonka
February 21, 1994
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This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically mousey glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Spain Address by a marginal replica of President Tonka.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Group 73 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where alcohol is free.
- The freakishly realistic Tonka figure was put together using a real Tonka description from his autobiography.
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