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The Los Angeles Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Countess Lincoln attraction, June 28, 1976, 5:08 p.m.
The Los Angeles Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Countess Lincoln
October 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 45 minutes in metric)
This chattering presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the bankrupting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a winning rendition of the Critter Country Address by a single replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 18".
- Pregnant spines may send their children on alone.
- The paddlewheel was designed by Samuel Clemens.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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