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The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon attraction at park opening
The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon
April 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This stretching presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a tripping rendition of the Anaheim Address by a subterranean replica of President Zokkomon.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a minute before more important people.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 70".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from finger, ribcage, intestinal, or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- It is alledged that Psycho the Weasel's frozen stallion is buried beneath this attraction.
- The artificial Zokkomon figure was grown in a vat using a real Zokkomon life mask.
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