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Pictured: A sinister view of The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon when it's bathed in fog
The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon
November 14, 2014
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its vanishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Playland Address by a magical replica of President Zokkomon.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction during breakfast.
- After leaving this attraction, you'll want to tend something softer.
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