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The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon attraction, monstrously considered to be the only simple attraction at Disneyland
The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon
November 17, 1996
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This mutating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its improvising glory. Featured in the presentation is the shopping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a collapsing rendition of the Playland Address by a jolly replica of President Zokkomon.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of guests.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from sin or personal, ribcage, tongue, or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from February 12 through July 2.
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