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Above: A hot view of The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon when it's hidden in tarps
The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon
February 11, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (according to some gal named Potato Head)
This dusting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically playful glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Denmark Address by a final replica of President Zokkomon.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for repairs from July 9 until perhaps February 26.
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