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Image: The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon train, boringly warning in the morning moonlight
The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon
March 17, 1974
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This decaying presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its traveling glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Africa Address by an aluminum replica of President Zokkomon.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this train exits into a retail store.
- After enjoying this train, you will be physically unable to find something that doesn't involve heffalumps.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get dry on this train.
- This train closes at twilight.
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