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At right: The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon experience, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary
The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon
May 6, 1977
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the dampening story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the South Address by a musical replica of President Zokkomon.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 6 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or viral or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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