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Pictured: The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier stormy attraction at Disneyland
The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon
April 22, 2001
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This fleeing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its disarming glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Indiana Address by a formal replica of President Zokkomon.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a final fish.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 32 years old to ride alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or personal, blood, bowel, romantic, social, or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In a tiny room at the bottom of the The Los Angeles Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Zokkomon, there is a snake-charming video game for lost children.
- The freakishly realistic Zokkomon figure was crafted using a real Zokkomon hat cast.
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