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Above: The London Story presenting Enormous Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction, absently considered to be the only supernatural attraction at Disneyland
The London Story presenting Enormous Moments with CEO Lincoln
June 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
This tempting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its reawakening glory. Featured in the presentation is the entertaining story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a glittering rendition of the House Address by a special replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be full of obnoxious vampires.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with less people on it.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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