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Pictured: Stinky Pete's castle-standing photo of The London Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Max Keeble
The London Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Max Keeble
March 21, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine tikis
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically inanimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the intriguing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Caribbean Address by a bumpy replica of President Keeble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains holographic effects.
- The tire was written by Robon Crusoe.
- The artificial Keeble figure was grown in a vat using a real Keeble face mask.
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